"Hey so when's this zine coming out????" SORRY

Hello all.... I would like to post this update as a way to personally apoligise for the big lack of zines which I promised you all. Dearest apoligies... really... Although, I will say that it is 100% definetly NOT MY FAULT!!! I am very lazy but that is NOT the reason this time (it usually is the reason LOL), in fact we can blame my arch nemesis, known also as my Canon printer, for these issues...

Canon... urg... fudge you... My beloved Canon MP495 printer, which has never served me well ever, has decided that it does not want to cooperate with anything at all because it is LAZY and FAT. Anytime I try to print something it finds new ways to mess the whole thing up... Its favourite ways to be a turboturd include printing everything at a 45 degree angle and randomly deciding that it wants to eat the paper instead of printing, maybe because I don't feed it enough. It is also running on a severe lack of ink and I'm afraid I don't want to remortgage my house in order to pay the extortionate fees Big Ink Inc. wants me to pay for their product...

In short, my printer is in a rebelious phase and I am not able to print anything that looks good and because I love everyone so much I wouldn't subject them to such a low class zine... To be fair, the printer is like 11 years old but I don't care because it should work and I need something to blame... Drat these modern tech companies. The zine will come out when I, begrudgenly, get a new printer, which will be one day. Thank you and my profoundest apolgies on behalf of Canon and printers worldwide.